The Thong Song

So I was with my neighbor Olen the other day and while we were driving down the interstate there was this lady who was having some car trouble on the side of the road. We didn't stop because there was already some guy pulled over helping her, or maybe he was helping himself. Why? Well, the lady was bent over and sticking up out of her jeans was her thong. We noticed it going by at 70mph so I know this guy knew what he was doing. Well on our way back her hood was up and she was leaned about as far up in it as she could go. She was working it big time. I'm sure the guy knew what was wrong with her car about an hour ago too :)